University of Cambridge Purity Test

Based on the rice purity test, but adapted for the advanced degeneracy seen only at the world-renowned University of Cambridge.

Much like the original, this test can serve as a means for "students to track the maturation of their experiences throughout college [sic]".

The college/course/gender boxes are optional - but I think we can all agree it would be neat to get some stats out of this.

Got pooled
Was/is on an JCR/MCR committee
Was/is a rower
Was/is a choir kid
Was/is a theatre kid
Was/is a Union hack
Was/is part of a "zine" committee
Was/is part of CULC
Was/is part of CUCA
Was/is part of CULA
Was/is part of a country sports soc - polo, shooting, beagles
Was/is part of a drinking soc
Was/is part of the Pitt Club
Been on University Challenge
Submitted a camfess
Submitted a crushbridge
Submitted a kindbridge
Submitted a grudgebridge
Was/is an admin on an anonymous confessions page
Been portered
Been deaned
Been deaned more than once in a term
Stood outside during a fire alarm at another college
Walked on grass you're not meant to walk on
Snuck into Trinity
Snuck into a May Ball
Stolen formal tableware/cutlery with the college crest on it
Been in the Cam
Swallowed Cam water
Stolen alcohol from revs
Missed a supervision because of a hangover
Been to a Lucy rave
Been to a rave in the rage cage
Did coke on castle hill
Sharked/been sharked
Been to a Downing orgy
Talked about work during pillow talk
Been in a loving, monogomous, exclusive relationship♥™
Committed staircase/flat-cest
Committed college-cest
Committed course-cest
Got with your college parent
Slept with your college parent
Got with your college spouse
Slept with your college spouse
Got with your college child
Slept with your college child
Fucked in black tie
Fucked in white tie
Fucked in a gown
Got with a supervisor/supervisee
Slept with a supevisor/supervisee
Got with YOUR supervisor/supervisee
Slept with YOUR supervisor/supervisee
Got with a college staff member (bedder, admin, gardener, porter, etc.)
Slept with a college staff member
Slept with a rower
Slept with a Union hack
Slept with someone high up in the Union committee
Slept with a CUCA member
Slept with a CULC member
Slept with a CULA member
Slept with someone from choir
Slept with someone from theatre (ADC kids rejoice)
Slept with someone on the Varsity Trip
Slept with your JCR/MCR president
Slept with anyone part of a country sports soc
Slept with someone on a "zine" committee
Slept with someone that was on University Challenge
Got with someone from Oxf*rd
Slept with someone from Oxf*rd (disgusting)
Got with someone from ARU
Slept with someone from ARU (arguably better than Oxf*rd)
Got with a townie
Slept with a townie
Slept with people doing 10+ different subjects
Slept with people from 10+ different colleges
Slept with people from all colleges (teddy bear challenge - completed it mate)
Had a fire alarm go off while having sex
Been walked-in on by a bedder
Got contraceptives from the porters lodge
Been with someone just for their college's formals/ball
Been railed/have railed someone right before a supervision
Fucked in your college library
Fucked in your college chapel
Fucked in a random (not yours or the other person's) college library
Fucked in a random college chapel
Fucked in a department
Fucked in a JCR or MCR (or SCR?!)
Had sex in the UL
Had sex during a May Ball
Fucked on Jesus Green
Fucked on Parker's Piece (how?)
Had sex during an online supervision
Had sex during an online exam
Had sex during an in-person supervision (bro)
Been part of a college STI outbreak
Masturbated in a library
Masturbated in a chapel
Touched (lmao) a trinmo

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